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fuckyeahchinesefashion:


no swimming sign at 虎跳峡hutiaoxia by 如果我叫桥子

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tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

Crazy that a lot of cis people’s idea of what a “sex change” means is (or at least was, not sure how common it is anymore) just one surgery that rearranges everything at once. And honestly it would kind of rule if it worked like that. Put me in the sex change chamber

It’s also funny to me because I can kind of see how it would seem like that from an outside perspective cause like a lot of people do just go MIA for a while and come back looking completely different. It’s like how medieval scholars talked about animals. I don’t know where birds go in the winter but I presume it to be the same place where you get The Surgery

c3rvida3:

I’m not a prayin’ man, but the night I found out my at-the-time-fiancé had been sending sex horny nasty horny sex asks to my friend on THIS VERY WEBSITE, I sat in the car in the parking lot of an abandoned church and watched a family of deer play in the snow, and it didn’t quite feel like a sign because that part of Pennsylvania was mostly deer and abandoned buildings and snow, but it felt nice, and once the tears stopped, I looked down at my phone and my other friend had sent me a text that said, “HE’S TRYING TO CHEAT ON YOU ON THE ONE DIRECTION IMAGINES WEBSITE?” and I realized that life is all about your curated experience. A real choose-your-own-adventure deal. I have never seen someone post about One Direction on here in my life.

gayestcowboy:

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this tweet sends me into hysterics

cannibalchicken:

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girl-debord:

jamescarpenterhooper:

having thick hair and going to get your hair cut is just having to listen to your hair dresser repeat over and over again how millions of people would commit despicable crimes to have your hair

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red-mercer:

kaijuno:

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Once I was in a class with an ex-cop and he would grab at his right hip when something was pissing him off

ndiecity:

“you can’t reclaim the f slur” well YOU’LL never reclaim the ACCURSED SCEPTER! NYEAH HEH HEH HEARGH *vaporizes you with the accursed scepter*

sloppystyle: